Pat Bohannan: Legal Scholar
I thought I’d make it easy for ol’ Pat/Matt to find me since I’m one of “the dozen or so other people who’ve posted my name on their personal blogs.” After all, he claimed in his October 25, 2010 post...
View ArticleAlcohol (Part 10)
[Continued from "Alcohol (Part 9)."] By the time law school was over, I had developed quite an alcohol tolerance. I had also spent plenty of mornings feeling shitty due to the overindulgences of the...
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Pajama Days
Over the past several days I’ve had one shower and worn two sets of pajamas. I let y’all know not to turn you on (though I bet it is turning some of you on, isn’t it?) but as a preface to what I’ve...
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Alexa Di Carlo (Part 3)
[Continued from "Alexa Di Carlo (Part 2)." ] My friend did fuck Matt. She said he was a nice guy who was decent in bed, but that he couldn’t eat pussy for shit. Of course we now know that “Matt” is...
View ArticleAlexa Di Carlo (Part 2)
[Continued from "Alexa Di Carlo (Part 1)."] My friend and Alexa communicated quite a bit. Eventually, Alexa referred a client to my friend. According to Alexa, the client, Matt, liked being a girl’s...
View ArticleAlexa Di Carlo (Part 1)
The big news in the sex blogging world is that Alexa Di Carlo is actually a man. Actually, that had been speculated for quite some time considering no one had ever met her; she seemed to be really...
View ArticleJuly 4, 1991: A Diary Entry
12:32 A.M. I don’t think I have a right to be this happy. I’m overwhelmed. He said he couldn’t get me out of his head. That’s not all. God, I I deserve this? I feel so good. And it will end soon....
View ArticleAlex & Brendan (Part 3)
[Continued from "Alex & Brendan (Part 2)."] At the time I sent the RSVP for the celebration of Alex and Brendan’s relationship, I thought the Viking and I would already live in Chicago. I was...
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Cross-Stitch
I don’t cross-stitch. Never did. I was more of a latch hook and knitting gal. My step-sister cross-stitched some, but nothing was ever framed as far as I can remember. It would have been really cool...
View ArticleAlcohol (Part 9)
[Continued from "Alcohol (Part 8)."] When I moved to northern California to go to college, I kept on drinking, but at a slower pace. Not because I had to study – I went to junior college the whole...
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Ass Pain
Yes, I know I said the “Goodbye” post would be the last, but we’ve already paid for the server through the end of the month and something came up that I feel is worthy to write about. I live in...
View ArticleGoodbye
I’m sure all two of you who are left saw this coming. This is my last post. I may start Random Rim Jobs up again in the future, but for now we simply cannot justify the cost for the amount of writing...
View ArticleMy Point
I want to make it clear that my aversion to driving has nothing to do with the time it takes to travel from the suburbs to a real city worth inhabiting. That OkC guy represents many things I detest,...
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This Bullshit
Next year when I have my 3rd annual innapropriate Tshirt party, I’ll be sending you a invite! Message from 1shade 73% Match Dec 28, 2013 – 2:14am Good to know. Dec 28, 2013 – 2:23am I used to live in...
View ArticleNot Dead Yet
I’ve been absent, as y’all know. But I’ve not died. I’ve not been sent away to a nunnery. I’ve not been not fucking. I’ve been looking for a job. I still don’t have one, not really. I walk a dog....
View ArticleMammogram
I had my first mammogram. They’re suggested/required annually for women 40 and over. As I turned 40 this year, it was “suggested” I get one. I chose the location referred by Planned Parenthood that...
View ArticleNot Conducive to Fucking
I tend to reserve my weekends for the Viking. After all, I can meet the OkC idiots at any time. So it was unusual that I had a date on a Saturday. I had a Saturday date because I had moved it from...
View ArticleThree Weeks Off
We all need a summer break. I took one. Get over it. I swear. True story.
View ArticleFlashdance – The Musical
Yes I did see Flashdance in the theater. I also saw Flashdance – The Musical live and in person, in the theatre some 30 years later.
View ArticleFist Fuck x 2
I met a guy at my local bar. Through OkCupid he and I had scheduled a meet. Earlier in the week he texted to confirm we were meeting. I assured him that we were. On the specified day and time I went...
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