Fist Fuck x 2
I met a guy at my local bar. Through OkCupid he and I had scheduled a meet. Earlier in the week he texted to confirm we were meeting. I assured him that we were. On the specified day and time I went...
View ArticleFlashdance – The Musical
Yes I did see Flashdance in the theater. I also saw Flashdance – The Musical live and in person, in the theatre some 30 years later.
View ArticleThree Weeks Off
We all need a summer break. I took one. Get over it. I swear. True story.
View ArticleNot Conducive to Fucking
I tend to reserve my weekends for the Viking. After all, I can meet the OkC idiots at any time. So it was unusual that I had a date on a Saturday. I had a Saturday date because I had moved it from...
View ArticleMammogram
I had my first mammogram. They’re suggested/required annually for women 40 and over. As I turned 40 this year, it was “suggested” I get one. I chose the location referred by Planned Parenthood that...
View ArticleNot Dead Yet
I’ve been absent, as y’all know. But I’ve not died. I’ve not been sent away to a nunnery. I’ve not been not fucking. I’ve been looking for a job. I still don’t have one, not really. I walk a dog....
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This Bullshit
Next year when I have my 3rd annual innapropriate Tshirt party, I’ll be sending you a invite! Message from 1shade 73% Match Dec 28, 2013 – 2:14am Good to know. Dec 28, 2013 – 2:23am I used to live in...
View ArticleMy Point
I want to make it clear that my aversion to driving has nothing to do with the time it takes to travel from the suburbs to a real city worth inhabiting. That OkC guy represents many things I detest,...
View ArticleGoodbye
I’m sure all two of you who are left saw this coming. This is my last post. I may start Random Rim Jobs up again in the future, but for now we simply cannot justify the cost for the amount of writing...
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Ass Pain
Yes, I know I said the “Goodbye” post would be the last, but we’ve already paid for the server through the end of the month and something came up that I feel is worthy to write about. I live in...
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