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Don’t Tread on Me

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get a fucking car you loser. I don’t know why anyone would want to meet you after reading this piece of garbage. you’re one of the most critical, condescending person I can think of. you’re a lawyer? now I know why I hate those bastards. go on a diet you fat asshole.

48% Enemy 55% Friend 20% Match Message from PatD7414

So after reading my profile you realized you didn’t qualify and decided that b/c you didn’t you should feel offended, as if I wrote my profile AT you? And then you decided to take time out of your obviously-not-packed-with-anything-worthwhile schedule to tell me that though I had already disqualified you that you were disqualifying me?! Yeah, thank you for that, you fucktard. 

1. You didn’t have to read my profile. 

2. You didn’t have to message me. 

3. You didn’t have to seek me out despite our 20% “match.” 

4. You are of subpar intelligence. 

5. You have grammar and plural issues. 

6. You are ugly and w/o trying have realized that I would have rejected you. 

7. Your insecurity stems from your phallic issues and the fact that you live in a shitty place no one wants to frequent; you have to settle for morons who think suburbs are acceptable places to live. 

8. You can fuck the fuck off.

 

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